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/* ========================================================================
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* PlantUML : a free UML diagram generator
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* ========================================================================
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*
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2016-01-09 12:15:40 +00:00
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* (C) Copyright 2009-2017, Arnaud Roques
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*
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2016-03-06 16:47:34 +00:00
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* Project Info: http://plantuml.com
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*
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* This file is part of PlantUML.
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*
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* PlantUML is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it
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* under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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* the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
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* (at your option) any later version.
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*
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* PlantUML distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but
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* WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY
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* or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public
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* License for more details.
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*
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* You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public
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* License along with this library; if not, write to the Free Software
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* Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301,
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* USA.
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*
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* [Java is a trademark or registered trademark of Sun Microsystems, Inc.
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* in the United States and other countries.]
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*
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* Original Author: Arnaud Roques
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*
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* Revision $Revision: 10930 $
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*
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*/
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package net.sourceforge.plantuml.graphic;
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import java.util.Arrays;
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import java.util.List;
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public class QuoteUtils {
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2015-04-07 18:18:37 +00:00
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private static final List<String> quotes = Arrays
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.asList(//
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"He's dead, Jim.", //
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2015-04-07 18:18:37 +00:00
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"By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.", //
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"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.", //
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"The time is out of joint.", //
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"C'est curieux chez les marins ce besoin de faire des phrases.", //
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"I'm talking about the other Peter, the one on the other side.", //
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"May the Force be with you!", //
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"Never give up, never surrender...", //
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"Hasta la vista, baby.", //
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"Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.", //
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"Greetings, Professor Falken. Shall we play a game?", //
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"I can't change the law of physics!", //
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"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.", //
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"I'm the Gatekeeper, are you the Keymaster?", //
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"I am the Master Control Program. No one User wrote me.", //
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"Life? Don't talk to me about life.", //
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"I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe.", //
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"A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.", //
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"Surrender may be our only option.", //
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"Six by nine. Forty two.", //
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"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.", //
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"Don't Panic!", //
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"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?", //
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"You forgot to say please...", //
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"You have died of dysentery.", //
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"Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?", //
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"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.", //
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"I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do.", //
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"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.", //
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"Anything different is good.", //
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"Cracked by Aldo Reset and Laurent Rueil.", //
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"I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.", //
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"Do you know this great great polish actor, Joseph Tura?", //
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"To infinity and beyond!", //
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"Space: the final frontier...", //
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"Sur mon billet, tenez, y a ecrit Saint-Lazare, c'est mes yeux ou quoi ?", //
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"The boy is important. He has to live.", //
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"Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away...", //
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"And you know there's a long long way ahead of you...", //
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"An allergy to oxygen? Elm blight?", //
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"But alors you are French!", //
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"N'ai-je donc tant vecu que pour cette infamie?", //
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"Something is rotten in the State of Denmark.", //
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"Hey, what do you want? Miracles?", //
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"1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts. Great Scott! ", //
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"What the hell is a gigawatt?", //
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"I need a vacation.", //
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"On devrait jamais quitter Montauban.", //
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"My force is a platform that you can climb on...", //
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"There's something weird, and it don't look good...", //
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"Et rien vraiment ne change mais tout est different", //
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"Beam me up, Scotty.", //
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"There is no spoon.", //
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"Follow the white rabbit.", //
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"Never send a human to do a machine's job.", //
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"Guru meditation. Press left mouse button to continue.", //
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"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.", //
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"Luke, I am your father.", //
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"Blood, Sweat and Tears", //
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"Houston, we have a problem.", //
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"Boot failure, press any key to continue", //
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"Big mistake!", //
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"How many UML designers does it take to change a lightbulb ?", //
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"Do you like movies about gladiators ?", //
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"The spirit of learning is a lasting frontier.", //
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"It is curious for sailors this need for making sentences.", //
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"Hoping for the best, but expecting the worst", //
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"The will to go on when I'm hurt deep inside.", //
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"If it bleeds, we can kill it.", //
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"Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.", //
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"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.", //
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"By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?", //
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"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.", //
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"It can only be attributable to human error.", //
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.", //
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"You humans act so strange. Everything you create is used to destroy.", //
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"Where did you learn how to negotiate like that?", //
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"Sir, are you classified as human?", //
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"We're not gonna make it, are we?", //
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"It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.", //
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"The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn.", //
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"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?", //
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"Reality is frequently inaccurate.", //
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"Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.", //
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"A cup of tea would restore my normality.", //
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"Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else that thinks at least as logically as it does.", //
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"In an infinite Universe anything can happen.", //
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"Sometimes if you received an answer, the question might be taken away.", //
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"Please call me Eddie if it will help you to relax.", //
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"I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.", //
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"Totally mad, utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.", //
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"This sentence is not true.", //
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"I would rather die standing than live on my knees.", //
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"You are being watched.", //
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"Did you feed them after midnight?", //
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"How do you explain school to higher intelligence?", //
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"People sometimes make mistakes.", //
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"Look, I don't have time for a conversation right now.", //
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"All problems in computer science can be solved by another level of indirection", //
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"...except for the problem of too many levels of indirection", //
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"I know because I built it", //
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"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.", //
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"If you are a friend, you speak the password, and the doors will open.", //
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"You Shall Not Pass", //
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"73.6% Of All Statistics Are Made Up", //
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"We can neither confirm nor deny that this is crashing", //
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"When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums", //
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"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window", //
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"Yeah, I'm calm. I'm a calm person. Is there some reason I shouldn't be calm?", //
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"Everybody just stay calm. The situation is under control.", //
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"Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy.", //
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"These guys are about as much fun as a tax audit.", //
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"There is something down there! Something not us.", //
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"I saw a glimpse of my future and everything's changed for me now.", //
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"In space no one can hear you scream", //
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"I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies.", //
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"There is an explanation for this, you know.", //
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"Bishop: I'm afraid I have some bad news.", //
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2015-06-20 10:54:49 +00:00
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"Do me a favour. Disconnect me. I could be reworked, but I'll never be top of the line again.", //
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"Take it easy, don't push the little button on the joystick!", //
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"I'm a very private person.", //
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"To sculpt an elephant from a big block of marble, just knock away all the bits that don't look like an elephant.", //
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"Who said you could talk to me? Have I got something on my face ?", //
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"We've been through worst", //
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"United we stand", //
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"We shall never surrender", //
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"Absolute honesty isn't always the most diplomatic nor the safest form of communication with emotional beings.", //
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"Humor: seventy-five percent. [Confirmed] Self destruct sequence in T minus 10, 9... " //
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// It's... complicated.
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// Do not open until 1985
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// I still mess up but I'll just start again
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// I won't give up, no I won't give in; Till I reach the end; And then I'll start again
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// I wanna try even though I could fail
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// Sometimes we come last but we did our best
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);
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private QuoteUtils() {
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}
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public static String getSomeQuote() {
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final int v = (int) (System.currentTimeMillis() / 1000L);
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return quotes.get(v % quotes.size());
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}
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}
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