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plantuml/src/net/sourceforge/plantuml/graphic/QuoteUtils.java
2013-12-11 19:06:45 +01:00

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/* ========================================================================
* PlantUML : a free UML diagram generator
* ========================================================================
*
* (C) Copyright 2009-2013, Arnaud Roques
*
* Project Info: http://plantuml.sourceforge.net
*
* This file is part of PlantUML.
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*
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* Original Author: Arnaud Roques
*
* Revision $Revision: 10930 $
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*/
package net.sourceforge.plantuml.graphic;
import java.util.Arrays;
import java.util.List;
public class QuoteUtils {
private static final List<String> quotes = Arrays.asList(//
"He's dead, Jim.", //
"By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged.", //
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.", //
"The time is out of joint.", //
"C'est curieux chez les marins ce besoin de faire des phrases.", //
"I'm talking about the other Peter, the one on the other side.", //
"May the Force be with you!", //
"Never give up, never surrender...", //
"Hasta la vista, baby.", //
"Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don't have enough road to get up to 88.", //
"Greetings, Professor Falken. Shall we play a game?", //
"I can't change the law of physics!", //
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.", //
"I'm the Gatekeeper, are you the Keymaster?", //
"I am the Master Control Program. No one User wrote me.", //
"Life? Don't talk to me about life.", //
"I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe.", //
"A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.", //
"Surrender may be our only option.", //
"Six by nine. Forty two.", //
"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.", //
"Don't Panic!", //
"What do you mean? An African or European swallow?", //
"You forgot to say please...", //
"You have died of dysentery.", //
"Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?", //
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.", //
"I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do.", //
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.", //
"Anything different is good.", //
"Cracked by Aldo Reset and Laurent Rueil.", //
"I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.", //
"Do you know this great great polish actor, Joseph Tura?", //
"To infinity and beyond!", //
"Space: the final frontier...", //
"Sur mon billet, tenez, y a ecrit Saint-Lazare, c'est mes yeux ou quoi ?", //
"The boy is important. He has to live.", //
"Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away...", //
"And you know there's a long long way ahead of you...", //
"An allergy to oxygen? Elm blight?", //
"But alors you are French!", //
"N'ai-je donc tant vecu que pour cette infamie?", //
"Something is rotten in the State of Denmark.", //
"Hey, what do you want? Miracles?", //
"1.21 gigawatts! 1.21 gigawatts. Great Scott! ", //
"What the hell is a gigawatt?", //
"I need a vacation.", //
"On devrait jamais quitter Montauban.", //
"My force is a platform that you can climb on...", //
"There's something weird, and it don't look good...", //
"Et rien vraiment ne change mais tout est different", //
"Beam me up, Scotty.", //
"There is no spoon.", //
"Follow the white rabbit.", //
"Never send a human to do a machine's job.", //
"Guru meditation. Press left mouse button to continue.", //
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.", //
"Luke, I am your father.", //
"Blood, Sweat and Tears", //
"Houston, we have a problem.", //
"Boot failure, press any key to continue", //
"Big mistake!");
// Creativity : how many?
// How many folksingers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
// Do you like movies about gladiators?
private QuoteUtils() {
}
public static String getSomeQuote() {
final int v = (int) (System.currentTimeMillis() / 1000L);
return quotes.get(v % quotes.size());
}
}